弱鸡
释义 DEFINITION
当你在游戏里被队友坑到怀疑人生，或在健身房看到有人连5公斤哑铃都举得发抖时，『弱鸡』这个词就会自动浮现在脑海。这个自带嘲讽buff的网络热词有两大核心含义：
- 🕹️ 菜鸟级选手：特指技术差到让人想砸键盘的游戏玩家，比如《王者荣耀》里0-10战绩还抢蓝buff的队友
- 💪 战五渣体质：形容体能弱到能被蚊子撞倒的脆皮青年，常见于拒绝运动却抱怨『喝水都胖』的群体
使用时建议搭配关爱（或嫌弃）的眼神，在兄弟互损、情侣打闹场景中效果最佳。注意：虽然字面意思是『弱小的鸡』，但没人会真的拿它形容家禽。
词源故事 ETYMOLOGY
『弱鸡』的封神之路始于2010年代的游戏直播圈。当时某《英雄联盟》主播在直播中痛心疾首：『这个打野弱得像只瘟鸡！』，这句充满画面感的吐槽瞬间血洗弹幕。不过真正让它出圈的是2018年的『健身弱鸡挑战』——网友们争相拍摄自己健身失败的沙雕视频，并配文『今天也是弱鸡本鸡』。
这个词汇其实是方言的逆袭。原本广东话里就有『弱鸡』形容体虚者，随着网络模因（meme）文化爆发，它完成了从字面意义到精神嘲讽的华丽转身。如今在B站，『弱鸡』相关视频播放量超过8亿次，甚至还衍生出反鸡汤用法：『承认吧，人生有些事就像弱鸡开团——明知道会输，但还是上了』。
例句1：『宝，你PPT做得这么慢，甲方爸爸都要以为我们公司养弱鸡了』（社畜の温柔鞭策）
例句2：『刚在篮球场被小学生虐了，本弱鸡决定闭关修炼三个月』（Flag永不倒）
DEFINITION
When your gaming teammate keeps feeding the enemy or your gym buddy struggles with 5kg dumbbells, you'll instinctively mutter 'Noob' under your breath. This sarcasm-packed term has two main flavors:
- 🎮 Keyboard Crusher: Describes gamers whose skills make potatoes look competent, like that League of Legends player who keeps tower-diving at level 2
- 🏋️ Noodle Arms: Perfect for that friend who claims they're 'bulking' but can't open a pickle jar. Often seen hovering near the gym's smoothie bar, never the weights section
Best served with an eye-roll or pity laugh. Pro tip: Despite literally translating to 'weak chicken', nobody uses it to describe actual poultry (except maybe that one fried chicken meme).
ETYMOLOGY
The rise of 'Noob' (弱鸡) reads like a gamer's origin story. It first exploded during 2010s livestream era when a League of Legends streamer rage-quipped: 'This jungler moves like a sick chicken!' The phrase instantly became Twitch chat's favorite roast. But its true breakout moment came with 2018's 'Noob Challenge' where Chinese netizens posted hilarious gym fail videos tagged #TodayIAmTheChicken.
This term is actually linguistic evolution in action. Originally from Cantonese describing physically weak individuals, it morphed into a digital-age insult through meme culture. Now on Bilibili, videos tagged 弱鸡 have over 800 million views. It's even spawned philosophical spins like: 'Life is like a noob initiating team fights – you know you'll lose, but you charge anyway.'
Example 1: 'Honey, if you keep making PPTs this slow, clients will think our company runs a chicken farm.' (Corporate pep talk)
Example 2: 'Got schooled by 12-year-olds at basketball. This noob is going into training mode for 3 months!' (The lie we tell ourselves)