锦鲤体质
释义 DEFINITION
在中文互联网中，锦鲤体质被用来形容一个人仿佛被命运开了VIP通道，走到哪儿都能自带幸运光环。具体表现为：
- 考试前夜刷抖音却考了全班第一
- 随手买的彩票必中『再来一瓶』
- 暴雨天叫外卖准时送达还附赠小龙虾
这个词自带玄学崇拜和柠檬精双重属性——当事人往往坚称『纯属巧合』，围观群众则一边转发沾欧气，一边咬牙切齿地@微信好友：『看看人家这投胎技术！』
词源故事 ETYMOLOGY
2018年，支付宝『中国锦鲤』抽奖让这个词完成从观赏鱼到网络神兽的华丽转身。当信小呆成为『全球免单锦鲤』后，网友突然发现身边潜伏着各种变异品种：
有人永远能在电梯即将关闭时赶上最后一秒，有人总能在会议室睡着时刚好错过老板巡查，这些日常玄学被统称为人间小锦鲤。
综艺《明星大侦探》甚至开发出『锦鲤人设』剧本——角色只要负责躺平，线索就会自动撞上门。到2023年ChatGPT时代，网友开始用『赛博锦鲤』形容那些AI绘图一次就出神图的欧皇。
例句1：『不愧是锦鲤本鲤，刚说想喝奶茶老板就宣布今天下午茶他请！』
例句2：『转发这个王建国，保证你年底KPI自动完成，别问，问就是量子波动锦鲤体质。』
DEFINITION
In Chinese cyberspace, Golden Child Syndrome describes someone who seems to have a lifetime VIP pass from Lady Luck. These human-shaped four-leaf clovers exhibit behaviors like:
- Acing exams after binge-watching TikTok tutorials
- Winning 'Free Drink' lottery tickets every single time
- Getting storm-delivered takeout that arrives early with bonus lobster
This term perfectly blends mystical worship and salty envy – the 'golden child' always claims it's pure coincidence, while others frantically repost their stories for secondhand luck, muttering through gritted teeth: 'Note to self – level up my reincarnation skills!'
ETYMOLOGY
The term's metamorphosis from pond fish to cyber-meme began with Alipay's 2018 'Chinese Lucky Carp' campaign. When Xin Xiaodai won the 'global freebies' jackpot, netizens suddenly started spotting mutant carps everywhere:
That colleague who always catches elevators at the last nanosecond. The friend who naps through exact windows when the boss isn't looking. These daily miracles birthed the concept of humanoid lucky charms.
Variety shows like 'Who's the Murderer' even created 'carp character' arcs – protagonists who solve cases by literally napping as clues fall into their laps. By 2023's ChatGPT era, 'cyber carps' emerged to describe those who get perfect AI-generated art on their first try.
Example 1: 'Living proof of carp-energy! I mumbled about milk tea and suddenly the boss is treating everyone!'
Example 2: 'Repost this Wang Jianguo meme. Your yearly KPIs will auto-complete. Don't ask how – it's quantum carp mechanics.'